January 2012
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December 2011
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the thing about clouds is they seem like they’d be amazing to touch and put in your mouth, like a big pillow you could swim through, but it would actually just be sorely disappointing hanging out in them. like cotton candy, or your skin when a fast stream of water makes it dimple. when you touch it it falls apart, but you keep trying because MAYBE IF YOU’RE FAST ENOUGH bummer ;(
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November 2011
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from chapter 2 of Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby:...
Anyone who’s written a book can tell you how easily an author is distracted by visions of grandeur. In my experience, I stop twice for each paragraph, and four times for each panel of a comic, just to envision the wealth and prosperity that this book will procure for my lifestyle. I fear that the writing of this book will halt altogether to make way for the armada of SUVs and luxury towne...
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too adorable
animalsbeingdicks: What Artie lacked in physical size, he made up for in sheer intimidation. That toddler never had a chance.
Nov 4th
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October 2011
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June 2011
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kabinessence asked: would be wonderful if you could
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May 2011
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“It’s not just gay people Gaga has offended. For some, lumping together ‘Orient’,...”
– Andrew Eaton, The Scotsman (via kabinessence)
May 27th
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the ragbag: today in intriguing german loanwords →
ragbag: torschlusspanik • fear of being left out literally: “door-shutting panic.” this was my state of emotion back when my father’s company was giving away free zeppelin rides at a corporate picnic and i went to climb aboard the dirigible (with the secret intention of zeppelin-jacking it and piloting it to my himalayan library castle) when the captain (the hungarian uncle of my childhood...
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I FUCKING LOVE HOUSE SPARROWS.
schim: THIS ADORABLE FUCKER RIGHT HERE IS A MALE. THIS CUTIE RIGHT HERE IS A FEMALE. SUP. I AM ABOUT TO BUILD A FUCKING NEST BECAUSE I AM A RESPECTABLE ASS FATHER. SPARROWS SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME BEING ADORABLE AS FUCK. THEY ARE CLEAN MOTHERFUCKERS. THEY DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE.
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April 2011
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March 2011
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awwww jonny
‎(continued here http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/376283/march-03-2011/ice-cream-hallucination-with-jimmy-fallon)
Mar 6th
radio show!
khdx.fm! tuesday nights! 10pm central to whenever! scroogeandmarley.tumblr.com
Mar 2nd
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November 2010
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 questionableturkey replied to your post:i don’t understand why you people change your tumblr names, and then all your permalinks are ruined i mean, do you catalog permalinks to people’s posts? (anyway i always go back soon) kind of! do you know what links are? cross-references!
Nov 25th
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i don't understand why you people change your...
have you no respect for library science?
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I find it amusing that if you add a 'v' to the...
mistooklamppostsforstars: I need to get out more. A CEREZA CERVEZA too good
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i looked jumped up to see if my roommate was in...
she wasn’t, but she keeps loose pistachios there for when she’s hungry
Nov 15th
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Superfluids →
the most holy fucking awesome state of matter honorable mention: the Bose-Einstein condensate
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